FAQ
Q: Are we humans… or are we just oversized hoodies with feelings?
A: Scientists are still debating. Until then, dress accordingly.
Q: Why does this hoodie make me feel cooler than I actually am?
A: Side effects of confidence, comfort, and trusting the madness.
Q: Is this brand serious?
A: About quality? Yes. About life? Absolutely not.
Q: Will wearing VLOTHH solve my problems?
A: Not all of them. But you’ll look better dealing with them.
Q: Who decided black goes with everything?
A: Legends. We just agree with them.
Q: Why do your designs feel… unhinged?
A: Because normal is overrated.
Q: Is this a cult?
A: No.
(But once you join, you don’t really want to leave.)
Q: Can I wear this every day?
A: Yes. We support outfit repeating and emotional attachment to clothes.
Q: Do clothes have feelings?
A: Only if you don’t wash them properly.
Q: Why do I suddenly want more hoodies?
A: The madness has begun.